♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ HE'S MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GAME WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ DELAY THE MYSTERY
♪ CAN ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FINALLY MEETS CALAMITY
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH OH OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
DETAIL...HALT!
WHEW.
[SNAP] HURRY UP, BOYS.
MY STOMACH'S RUMBLING.
YOUR MEAL, SIR.
AH, BREAKFAST.
ONE OF THE SIMPLER PLEASURES OF LIFE.
FORE! [GLASS BREAKS]
UH-OH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE--
GRANDPA IS TEACHING IGGY GOLF AGAIN.
WASN'T THE BALL SUPPOSED TO GO THE OTHER WAY, GRANDPA?
OF COURSE, IGGY, MY BOY.
JUST WANTED YOU TO SEE WHAT NOT TO DO.
UH-OH, GRANDMA.
OH, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I WARNED YOU
ABOUT PLAYING GOLF AROUND THE HOUSE?
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GOLF, GRANDMA?
A LOT MORE THAN YOU, YOU OLD DUFFER.
OH, YEAH? LET'S GO TO THE COUNTRY CLUB
AND SEE WHO KNOWS MORE ABOUT GOLF.
YOU'RE ON. LET'S GO.
WAIT FOR ME!
I'LL TEACH YOU EVERYTHING I KNOW
ABOUT THE GAME OF GOLF.
THAT SHOULD TAKE ABOUT 30 SECONDS.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
WHERE'S HEATHCLIFF OFF TO?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT HEATHCLIFF.
HE SMELLS BREAKFAST.
A LITTLE SERVICE HERE AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT.
[SNICKERING]
IT'S SO HARD TO FIND GOOD HELP NOWADAYS.
AH HA HA HA. GOOD KITTY.
FOR THAT I PREPARE YOU A VERY SPECIAL BREAKFAST.
[WHISTLES]
OH, NO! IT'S HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF, YOU'RE GONNA BE SORRY
YOU MESSED WITH ME, TUNA BREATH.
IT'S ALL A MATTER OF PROPER STANCE, IGGY.
NOW WATCH THIS.
[GLASS BREAKS]
[ANGRY MUMBLING]
THIS RINKY LOOKING CAT IS THE TARGET.
GET THAT CAT!
OH, BOY. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY FACE INTO THIS FOOD.
UH, THAT WASN'T QUITE WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
[SNICKERING]
HUH?
[SCREAMS]
HEY![SCREAMS]
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE REMAIN SEATED.
I HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.
WHOA!
AHH!
WELL, I NEVER!
UH-OH.
[WHISTLES]
WHOA!
[HONK]
[HONK HONK]
Grandpa: NOW, IGGY, NEVER HIT THE BALL IN THE MUD.
FORE!
[MICE LAUGHING]
[GROWLING]
GOTCHA!
AHA.
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CALL IT EVEN?
I'LL TREAT YOU TO LUNCH.
WE'LL TALK ABOUT LUNCH LATER.
WATCH HOW A PRO SINKS A SHOT.
SHH. NO ONE MAKE A SOUND.
Heathcliff: FORE!
FORE.
RATS!
SOMETIMES I WONDER ABOUT THAT CAT.
THIS HEATHCLIFF'S TOUGHER THAN ANY ALLEY CAT.
YOU SAID IT.
HERE HE COMES!
YOU HAVE MY PERSONAL GUARANTEE
THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE PERFECT.
AAH!
GOTCHA! OOH OOH. I--UH--OOH.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME, MADAM.
I SHALL HAVE YOU FIRED FOR THIS!
OH, NO!
WHAT?!
[SINISTER LAUGH]
NOW I'VE GOT YOU, YOU...
[TIRES SCREECHING]HUH?
RIDDING THE COUNTRY CLUB OF ALL YOU ROTTEN RODENTS
SHOULD BE GOOD FOR FREE BREAKFAST FOR A MONTH, AT LEAST.
UH, I--I'M TERRIBLY SORRY FOR THIS.
BUT I GIVE YOU MY ABSOLUTE WORD...
AAH!
YOU!
OH, BOY. TRY TO DO A GUY A FAVOR...
THAT CLOWN HASN'T SEEN THE LAST OF US.
OK, LISTEN UP, MICE.
HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
UH, MADAM, EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT NOW.
I SWEAR IT.
OHH.
LET ME GET YOU SOME WATER.
WHOA!
[LAUGHING]
[CRYING]
I GIVE UP. YOU WIN.
PUT AN AD IN THE PAPER.
I WANT TO SELL THESE GOLF CLUBS.
JUST BECAUSE I BEAT THE PANTS OFF YOU AT THE GOLF COURSE?
EXACTLY. THAT PROVES THAT THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THESE CLUBS.
HEATHCLIFF AND I REALLY WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR TAKING US TO THE COUNTRY CLUB TODAY, GRANDPA.
I'M AFRAID THAT WILL BE OUR LAST TIME.
THEY ASKED US NOT TO COME BACK.
I WONDER WHY?
NO DINNER FOR YOU TONIGHT, HEATHCLIFF.
THAT'S RIGHT. YOU SPENT THE WHOLE DAY
IN THE CLUBHOUSE DINING ROOM STUFFING YOURSELF.
AHH, CHEESE.
OH, DRAT!
[LAUGHING]
[HOWLING]
Announcer: TUNE IN TOMORROW NIGHT
FOR THE FRIGHTENING CONCLUSION OF...
WOLFHOUND MEETS MONSTRO.
[SINISTER LAUGHING]
AW, THAT STUFF DOESN'T SCARE ME.
DUH, IT SCARES ME.
OOH.
OOGA BOOGA.
THEY SHOULD HAVE CALLED THIS MOVIE, HARRY MEETS SCARY.
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, WE BETTER GET SOME SLEEP.
WE'RE ALL INVITED TO CLEO'S MIDNIGHT MONSTER MASQUERADE.
M-M-M-MONSTER?
M-M-MASQUERADE?
BOY, ARE YOU GUYS A BUNCH OF SCAREDY CATS.
[CUCKOO CUCKOO]
YIKES!
[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]
[SIGH]
JUST THE CUCKOO CLOCK.
[SNORING]
[THUNDER]
[SINISTER LAUGH] WELCOME TO MONSTER CASTLE.
NOW WHAT'S THE HASSLE?
THERE'S NO HASSLE, MY GOOD MAN.
I AM THE GRANDSON OF DR. BORIS MONSTRO,
AND I'M HERE TO CARRY ON HIS WORK.
DR. MONSTRO'S WORK?
UH, WHO'S THE SLICK CHICK?
I AM HILGA.
YOUNG DR. MONSTRO'S FAITHFUL ASSISTANT.
YOU'RE PRETTY AND I'M WITTY.
HOW ABOUT WE GO DANCING IN THE CITY?
NOW LET'S CUT THE CHIT CHAT AND GET TO WORK.
FORGIVE ME, DR. MONSTRO.
PLEASE COME IN AND WE'LL BEGIN.
WALK THIS WAY.
YOUR LABORATORY, MASTER.
NICE PLACE.
NOW WHERE'S THE MONSTER?
WALK THIS WAY PLEASE
IN THE DUNGEON DEEP FREEZE.
WALK THIS WAY.
YOU WANT THE MASTER,
BUT MY WAY IS FASTER.
MONSTRO.
WOW.
HE'S REALLY NICE WHEN HE'S ON ICE.
LET'S GET HIM UP TO THE LABORATORY
SO HE CAN THAW OUT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, HILGA?
I THINK WE OUGHT TO PUT HIM BACK
IN THE REFRIGERATOR.
IN MY GRANDFATHER'S DIARY
IT SAYS THAT IGOR DROPPED THE JAR WITH THE GOOD BRAIN
THEN GRABBED ANOTHER JAR WITH A PIGEON BRAIN IN IT.
AND THAT'S THE BRAIN THAT WAS PUT INTO MONSTRO.
A PIGEON BRAIN? YECCH.
OH, NO. SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR.
IT'S POLICE INSPECTOR HECTOR.
LET'S ALL GO UP AND SEE HIM.
AND REMEMBER, NOT A WORD ABOUT MONSTRO.
MAY I HELP YOU?
I AM INSPECTOR HECTOR AND--
I KNOW, YOU'RE HERE ABOUT MONSTRO .
OUCH!
I SAID NOT A WORD ABOUT MONSTRO.
[BANG ON DOOR]
UH, SORRY ABOUT THE DOOR.
UH, MUST HAVE BEEN THE WIND.
[NASAL TONE] I'D LIKE YOU TO CALL ME
IF YOU SEE ANYTHING THAT LOOKS SUSPICIOUS.
UH, GEE, UH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I MEAN THE MONSTER MONSTRO.
NO MONSTERS HERE. GOOD NIGHT.
YEOW!
HE DOESN'T SUSPECT A THING.
NOW LET'S GET BACK TO THE LAB AND GO TO WORK.
[CRAZY LAUGH]
ONE MONSTER COMING UP.
MORE POWER!
YOU'VE DONE IT, DOCTOR.
YOU'VE DONE IT.
LOOK. HIS LITTLE FINGER. IT'S MOVING.
HE'S ALIVE.
UH, WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?
YAHOO!
WE DID IT! WE DID IT!
THE MONSTER IS ALIVE.
DUH, MONSTRO HUNGRY.
[CHANTING] TUNA FISH.
NO! WAIT!
[GROWLING]
YIKES!
[CHANTING] TUNA FISH.
OH, NO. NOT AGAIN.
SO MUCH FOR A RELAXING--
[ROARING]
MOONLIGHT STROLL.
OOGA BOOGA.
[CHANTING] TUNA FISH.
[GROWLING]
[CHANTING] TUNA FISH.
OOGA BOOGA.
GEE, WHAT'S A MONSTER GOTTA DO
TO GET SOME TUNA FISH AROUND HERE?
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,
I'M A LITTLE HUNGRY MYSELF.
WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND ME GO SCARE UP SOME FOOD?
DUH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
[CHANTING] TUNA FISH.
[CHANTING] MEATLOAF.
AAH!
HOW ABOUT SOME SARDINES?
LET'S SEE IF THERE'S SOME YUMMIES IN THERE.
GRR. I HOPE SO.
EVEN MY STOMACH IS GROWLING.
NOW I WANT THE TRUTH.
WHERE'S MONSTRO?
I ALREADY TOLD YOU I DON'T KNOW ANY MONSTRO.
[GROWLING]
AAH!
I WAS RIGHT.
MONSTRO'S BACK.
OH, THAT MONSTRO.
[CHANTING] TUNA FISH.
[CHANTING] CHOPPED LIVER.
AAH! WHOA! AAH!
QUICK! JUMP ON THE PLATFORM.
FOOD.
YUMMY.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET DOWN.
GOING DOWN?
[MACHINE BEEPS]
NO, IGOR, NOT YET.
DON'T BRING US DOWN.
YAH!
OH, GOODY. [GROWLING]
DO YOU HAVE ANY KETCHUP?
YAH! HELP!
HELP! HELP! HELP!
THE MONSTERS ARE GOING TO GET US!
THEY'RE GONNA GET US!
THEY'RE GOING TO GET US!
WHEW!
THAT WAS SOME DREAM.
YEAH, HOLD ON, I'M COMING.
AAH!
SURPRISE!
DUH, HOW DO YOU LIKE MY DISGUISE
FOR THE COSTUME PARTY, RIFF RAFF?
IT'S GREAT, MONSTRO.
UH, MONGO.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING AS, RIFF RAFF?
I THINK I'LL GO AS A CHICKEN.
[BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK]
[LAUGHING]
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THE GAME WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ DELAY THE MYSTERY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU